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Will you step on it?

2
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The sooner we get to New
Jersey, the sooner I get

3
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revenge on that
pudding company.

4
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AHHHH!

5
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AHHHH!

6
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(crashing sound)

7
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Real nice, Chris.

8
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How is this my fault?

9
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Something blew out the tire.

10
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Okay, bad news, it's gonna take
a few hours to fix the tire.

11
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C'mon Chris, some careless
children left their bikes

12
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unattended outside
the gas station.

13
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(phone buzzes)
Finally, some reception!

14
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Hey, Elise. It's Chris...

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(dan o.s.)
Where are you going?

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...Listen,

17
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Dan and I encountered a little
car trouble, but we're fine.

18
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So don't be worried.

19
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We're not in any danger.
I love you. Bye!

20
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Look, Chris. A Wild West Town!

21
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Sorry Dan, I spent my
last dime on a new tire.

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One adult and one child.

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That'll be twenty bucks.

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Howdy, pardners!
Get your souvenirs!

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Where are the outlaws?

26
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I don't know much about
the Wild West, but...

27
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Welcome to Wild Wesley's Family
Saloon and Ice Cream Parlor.

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Y'all want a table or a booth?

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This place looks fun.

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Fun?

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A saloon is supposed
to be dangerous.

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A place where men risk death
just to order a drink.

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Ooh! Root beer floats!

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Refund.

35
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Come again?

36
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You heard me.

37
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What seems to be the
trouble, little fella?

38
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Wait, this place has
pony rides?

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Officer, I'm glad you're here.

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He was asking 'bout a refund.

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Sorry, son.

42
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We don't give refunds
in Wild West Town.

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Thank you kindly.

44
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Oh yeah? Well unless you--

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WILD WEST TOWN!!!

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Can we go?

47
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I'll just give you twenty
dollars when we get home.

48
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Where are your principles?

49
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This town is an insult
to the Wild West

50
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and I cannot abide it.

51
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How is this going to help
you get your refund?

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You ever see a picture
of Wyatt Earp

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in a whimsical t-shirt?

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We're out for Old West justice.

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The last thing we want
to do is look silly.

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?(western music)?

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?(western music)?

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?(western music)?

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(cash register dings)

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And this laser pointer.

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You really have to stop
taking so much gunfire, X-5.

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Dancing Shadow, I have run an
internal analysis and concluded

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that I am no longer able to
serve you as an assassin-bot.

64
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But...that's what you
were programmed to do.

65
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I am tried of programs, Elise.

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I want to see the world.
I want to go skiing.

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Okay...

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We could go together.

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(phone make a noise)
Did I get a voicemail?

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(over speaker, STATIC-Y)

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SHHHH...Elise...SHHHH..
.. listen ...SHHHH...

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Dan and I encountered...
SHHH...trouble...SHHH

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we're...SHHHH...wor
rried...SHHH H... danger...

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SHHHH...love you...

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I have to go.

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Dancing Shadow, wait!
What about the Alps?

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We could sight-see in
Zurich-Zurich-- --ZZZZZZZ.

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I don't know Dan...

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What isn't to know?

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We know the cashier has cash.

81
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Plus, you're constantly whining
about how much you want to

82
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participate in a stick up.

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I'm what?

84
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All we need is a getaway
vehicle.

85
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Him?

86
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You have a better idea?

87
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A donkey?

88
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But that's the "Chris" of
horses!

89
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Oof!

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He'll do.

91
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Howdy. Can I help you fellas?

92
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This... is a stick up!

93
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Sorry sir, I can't
give you any money.

94
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Do you know how much these
paintballs hurt? A lot. Watch.

95
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AHH! Why?!

96
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Okay, okay. Just don't shoot.

97
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This is my favorite shirt.

98
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Sorry buddy.

99
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You promised you wouldn't
shoot me anymore.

100
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It's payback time.

101
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Hey! Where're the pesos?

102
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That's what I was
trying to tell you.

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You can't steal our money.

104
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Because you'll never find it.

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Neat, a fake stick up.

106
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Fake? This is as
real as it gets!

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(popping sounds)
Oh no! Help!

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I wanted to go to
Mount Rushmore!

109
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Again with the
blame game, Janet?

110
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You ain't seen the
last of me! Giddy up!

111
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That stickup was kind of fun.

112
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We should do that more often.

113
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You know what wasn't fun?

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When you shot me!

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Chris, how many times do I have
to explain collateral damage?

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Collateral damage?

117
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You aimed directly at me!

118
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What are we even doing here?

119
00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:03,922
My car is probably
ready by now.

120
00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,192
Fact: we gave the
cashier 20 dollars.

121
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Fact: there was no money
in the cashier's office.

122
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Fact: money can neither be
created nor destroyed.

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I think that's "matter", Dan.

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Fact: Shut up.

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If we're gonna get our money
back from this joke of a town,

126
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we have to follow the cashier
and see where he hides it.

127
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This is ridiculous.

128
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He could be in there for hours.

129
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And... he just came out.

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Patience, Chris.

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It's one of the
ten commandments.

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He's movin' out.

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What does this have
to do with pudding?

134
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You best be taking care to
avoid them there varmints.

135
00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:09,721
They're dangerous.

136
00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:13,592
Bandits, robbers, alleged
donkey-nappers.

137
00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:17,429
They do look awfully ferocious.

138
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I'll make sure to steer clear.

139
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Hey! You should check out
the saloon's expansive

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late night menu!

141
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Best mozzarella
sticks in the west!

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(horse neighs)

143
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Ahhh! Stupid cactus!

144
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Ahh!

145
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Morning, buddy.

146
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Where did the wagon full
of desperadoes go?

147
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Chris!

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You were supposed to stay up
all night watching them.

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(stirring awake)

150
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I'm awake. I'm awake.

151
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Hey, where did the wagon full
of desperadoes go?

152
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Ahh! Ahh! Ow!

153
00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:08,613
Ah! Oh! Ah! Oof!

154
00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,315
It's still warm.

155
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,417
Ahhh! Ow!

156
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,184
I found something!
I think it's a map.

157
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:17,822
A treasure map... Of course!

158
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:22,327
Who wouldn't hide their
money in this economy?

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00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:27,465
C'mon pardner, let's go
claim our treasure!

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00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:37,576
?(fun wild west music)?

161
00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:47,586
?(fun wild west music)?

162
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:55,961
?(fun wild west music)?

163
00:09:55,963 --> 00:10:06,071
?(fun wild west music cont.)?

164
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:13,612
?(fun wild west music cont.)?

165
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,746
Get down!

166
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:20,151
Ow!

167
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,754
It's the outlaws!

168
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,690
This is perfect!

169
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,625
We keep moving while they eat,
and beat them to the treasure!

170
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:34,633
Yee-ha!

171
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:38,003
Did you just say "Yee-ha?"

172
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,641
Okay, gang, let's wrap it up.

173
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:47,412
That treasure ain't
going to find itself!

174
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,849
Also, let's all remember
the number one rule of the

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00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,552
Wild West Family
Adventure Treasure Hunt:

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00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,554
Always clean up after yourself!

177
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,423
That's right.

178
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,960
What's the next clue?

179
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,262
Map's a little burnt,
but I think it says,

180
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:10,735
"A cowboy always
follows his beard."

181
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:19,611
It's clearly "A cowboy always
follows his heart." Look.

182
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:22,681
I don't know...

183
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:26,885
"Follows his beard..."

184
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,570
That's not even a saying.

185
00:11:28,571 --> 00:11:30,254
Okay, who knows
which way to go?

186
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,991
I know! I know!

187
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,793
A cowboy always
follows his beard!

188
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,629
Well Good work, buckaroo.

189
00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,631
You're sure this
is the right way?

190
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:43,034
Positive. The map said we
go over Widow's Peak.

191
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:49,074
I'm pretty sure that
was it back there.

192
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:58,049
Oh no!

193
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,587
(donkey snorts)

194
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:08,426
Bleaugh! Gah He licked
inside my mouth!

195
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:13,098
I know where we are.

196
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,899
Right where we need to be.

197
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:19,604
Okay. Spread out.

198
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,173
Oh! Looks like a dead end.

199
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,209
This can't be right.

200
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:30,248
Where's the treasure? Come on!

201
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:37,388
You know what I reckon?

202
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,256
(sheriff o.s.)
Your reckonin' days are over,

203
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,558
little man.

204
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,360
Aw...

205
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,629
I bet you think
you're pretty smart

206
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,165
trying to steal
the town's money.

207
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,700
Just tryin' to get my hands
on some justice, is all.

208
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:53,638
Problem is amigo, another
cowboy's beat you to the punch.

209
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,775
And you're looking at him.

210
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,444
So you're the reason
the town has no money?

211
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,980
Darn right. Now step aside.

212
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:06,584
You gonna make me, Sheriff?

213
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:10,889
I regret nothing.

214
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,666
I don't think this is
going to hold much longer.

215
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:25,270
Don't worry, buddy.
I have an idea.

216
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,605
What are you doing?!

217
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,074
Stop it!

218
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:35,079
Okay, when you fall, aim away
from the bear traps!

219
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:39,684
Dan, no- AHHHH!

220
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,953
Oof!

221
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,421
(chris to himself)
That's weird,

222
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,390
I don't feel dead.

223
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,492
Looks like I got
here just in time.

224
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,661
What are you doing here?

225
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:56,501
I said in my message that
everything was fine.

226
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,170
Yeah, it looked like things
were going great.

227
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,640
Break it up, you two.
We've got a sheriff to mangle.

228
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,977
Oh, come on Dan, based on
the wanted poster I saw,

229
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,079
I'd say you guys
are about even.

230
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,815
We're all safe now. Why don't
you just quit and go home?

231
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,885
Because there's a
town in trouble.

232
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,355
Because the people need a hero.

233
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,891
Because a cowboy doesn't quit.

234
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:27,232
But mostly, because I want
my twenty bucks back.

235
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,167
You're not a cowboy.

236
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,535
Am so!

237
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,442
Really?

238
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:44,582
Them nice city folk
didn't tip you anything?

239
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:49,387
Aw, there see, That's
more like it.

240
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,558
Evening, sheriff.

241
00:14:53,560 --> 00:15:04,202
Well, well. Didn't think I'd
see the likes of you again.

242
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,971
I'm a homing pigeon
of vengeance.

243
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,140
I always find my way.

244
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:14,479
And now I'm here to settle
this, once and for all.

245
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:18,249
Are you suggestin' what I
think you're suggestin'?

246
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,951
Guns at dawn.

247
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,986
Unless you're yella.

248
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,255
Normally, I'd shoot you
where you stand.

249
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,826
But my therapist says I should
be open to the ideas of others.

250
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,163
Here's the way it's gonna--

251
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,599
Here's the way it's gonna work.
You win, I leave this

252
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,036
one horse, one donkey,
one waitress town forever.

253
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:41,873
I win, you get out of Dodge
and never look back.

254
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:45,543
And I get my refund.

255
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,781
Dawn, then.

256
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:53,885
Wow, that was intense!
Can we PLEASE go eat now?

257
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,387
Thanks, Mister.

258
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,888
No one's ever stood up
to the sheriff before.

259
00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,158
It's Payback time.

260
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It's awful brave of you

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to challenge the fastest
draw in the West.

262
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:03,828
He's the what?

263
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And...draw!

264
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,604
Wow, Dan. .14 seconds.

265
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,440
That was your best
one yet.

266
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,708
How'd you get so good at that?

267
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:20,812
When you live in as bad a
neighborhood as I do, you learn

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how to take your keys out of
your pocket pretty quickly.

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00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:27,051
Alright, he's fast.
But is he accurate?

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00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,460
That's okay, Dan.

271
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,961
Don't worry about the
quick-draw part right now.

272
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Just take your time and shoot
as straight as you can.

273
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,139
Well, he's dead man.

274
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,042
So much for being free.

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Pitchoo! Pitchoo! Pitchoo!
Pitchoo! Pitchoo!

276
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Chris, can I borrow
that for a second?

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Hey! That's mine!

278
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:05,223
Why don't you try it again?

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00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,292
That sheriff's not gonna
know what hit him.

280
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:14,565
...Won't it just be
a paint ball?

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Ahh! Oohhh!

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?(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)?

283
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?(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)?

284
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:55,106
?(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)?

285
00:17:55,108 --> 00:18:01,045
?(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)?

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00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:10,555
If I were you, I'd
turn and run, hoss.

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00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:14,725
A cowboy never runs... hoss.

288
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,462
No no no, You don't
get to say "hoss",

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I say "hoss".
You got that, HOSS?

290
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,134
Whatever, "hoss."

291
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,770
Stop saying hoss!

292
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Give me my refund!

293
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,280
(x-5 o.s.) Stop right there.

294
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,582
(music cuts out)

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Dancing Shadow,

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it took every ounce of
strength for me to find you.

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00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:54,699
I booked our flight to Zurich
and I will not take no for a---

298
00:18:54,701 --> 00:19:00,538
I booked our flight to Zurich
and I will not take no for a---

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?(western music)?

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BANG!

301
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,892
Hm, you think you're
a match for me?

302
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:23,628
I'm the quickest
draw in the west.

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BANG!

304
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:41,312
That's for my daddy.

305
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:48,352
Good-bye cruel town...

306
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,820
Congratulations, Dan.

307
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,956
For a second there, I
thought you were done for.

308
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,293
But then, bam, what a twist!

309
00:19:55,295 --> 00:20:04,702
Ahhhhhhh! Ahh!

310
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:10,975
My xiphoid process!
Seriously it hurts!

311
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,443
Not so fast, Sheriff.

312
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,046
I think you're
forgettin' something.

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00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:22,053
You owe this man a refund.

314
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,556
You know, since we got here,
I committed a stick up,

315
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hunted a treasure, and
dueled a crooked lawman.

316
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,828
I hate to say this,

317
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,665
but I think I actually
got my money's worth.

318
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:41,405
But there's something
else I want.

319
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,242
There's a new sheriff in town.

320
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:44,642
And it's you.

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00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,276
Me?

322
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:49,880
No... You.

323
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,417
But what do I know
about being sheriff?

324
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,653
I'm just a lowly Cashier.

325
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,956
No, you're a cowboy.

326
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,627
With the fate of this
town on your shoulders.

327
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:07,565
Better stand up straight, son.

328
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,168
Boy am I beat. Let's go home.

329
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,870
I'd like that.

330
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,539
Home?
We're going to New Jersey.

331
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,809
I've still got a score to
settle with pudding.

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